thumb ring theory

A thumb ring is a symbol that the wearer enjoys and may even prefer anal sex.

Do you know the "thumb ring theory"? Your girlfriend sure does.

by officespacejk March 30, 2009

onion ring sasquatch

Hairy shirtless man with a massive gut full of onion rings, cheeseburgers, and homemade cheeseburger egg rolls

Randy you’re a fucking onion ring Sasquatch

by Bobandy August 26, 2019

bigass onion ring

the process of trying to eat a bigass onion ring or a type of deep throat or you throw down a reverse card in uno and say bigass onion ring bitch

damn bro she bigass onion ring his dic or i just got bigass onion ringed

by enzo----________-----___------ March 15, 2019

Red ring of death

The state of your poo shute after having intense anal sex. This can cause intense pain when shitting and even anal periods

"Johnny last night was crazy"
"Yeah you really gave me a red ring of death"

by Epicgamerhot64 June 5, 2019

Lord of The Rings Gollum

The shittiest new game. Play as Gollum and do whatever. The idea ain't even original as you could play as Gollum in LEGO Dimensions, and he actually did something meaningful in that game.

I hate lord of the rings gollum

by FurryHunter69 May 30, 2023

Albanese Peach Ring

The infected result of dipping your condom in hot sauce preceding anal intercourse.

"That fucker Todd gave me an Albanese Peach Ring last week."
"I guess that Ass Reaper did it's job, huh?"
"Fuck you Denice."

by God is dead and I killed him October 29, 2015

riding saturn's rings

distracted,out in space, or (slightly!!) high

i was riding saturn's rings on my dirt bike about the time the light changed and some guy framped at me (-thanks to those bastard traffic blinders!!)

-that chronic had me riding saturn's rings!!

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009