Someone with such a massive amount of stupidity that they start to resemble a retarded kid who has fallen down and scraped their knee, screaming out in a retarded rage while they bleed all over everything, doing nothing but yelling and being a fucking retard.
Britt: "People at concerts only take pictures to show off to look better than everyone."
Me: "Actually, no."
Britt: "YES THEY DO SHUT UP YOU DONT KNOW SHIT. YOU ARE SO IGNORANT. GOD."
Me: ..."Bleeding Retard."
Me: "Actually, no."
Britt: "YES THEY DO SHUT UP YOU DONT KNOW SHIT. YOU ARE SO IGNORANT. GOD."
Me: ..."Bleeding Retard."
by rainbowunicornhatesyou July 4, 2012
Get the Bleeding retard mug.A person which says something retarded or stupid; then proceeds to cop out by saying "It's just a joke bro"
>"all you need to make a pipe bomb is redacted"
>>"You're the reason why gas cans have a combustible sign"
>"its just a joke bro"
>>"prime Schrodinger's Retard"
>>"You're the reason why gas cans have a combustible sign"
>"its just a joke bro"
>>"prime Schrodinger's Retard"
by Constanze Amalie July 6, 2023
Get the Schrodinger's Retard mug.A penis that became deformed after undergoing extensive rubbing and or punching/ biting; A stabbed cock; "You you know cock torture? It's the repercussions of that."
Yo dude, don't stick that #2 in your dick bro, I did that. Now i suffer from PENILE RETARDATION. You may not notice the effects at first but i assure you they are insidious.
by psylence July 11, 2015
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A stuffed cloth or cushion used to protect a mentally handicapped person from harming himself or others.
A stuffed cloth or cushion used to protect a mentally handicapped person from harming himself or others.
by Necrolepsy June 25, 2014
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when two people of relatively low reputation engage in a violent fight to either defend one persons beliefs or climb higher in the social ladder. This fight generally has no sense of technique and no one gives a shit about why they are fighting, its just friggin funny.
frank: hey bro i heard steven and rayner had a fight?
bob: yea man but it was a retarded fight
frank: haha fags
bob: yea man but it was a retarded fight
frank: haha fags
by frankison longbottom June 25, 2010
Get the retarded fight mug.When a certain individual has smoked so much that they are no longer able to communicate with the rest of the world even though they are right in the middle of it. They are so paranoid that they are spooked into silence.
by Shenanigans25 June 1, 2011
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