Potted meat

When your having sex and she too fat to make to bathroom

She gave me potted meat one night after tacos

by Pupper Dog March 23, 2023

Golden Pot

The first and most significant Cannabis strain ever to exist. A one of a kind strain genetically designed to shelter and protect the ancient wisdom of the golden era. The knowledge is so sacred and cannot be reproduced or cloned "Golden Pot" is protected by a magical creature of the Caribbean known as the Leprechron Humans refer to it as the "Golden Pot"

Golden Pot" contains trichomes so sappy and thick that the golden glow reveals its location by shining toward the sky under cloud nine when the sun is covered.

by Fourveinte August 05, 2023

Glazing the Pot

Glazing the Pot

Verb (used with object)

Not to be confused with the act of a Potter glazing a hardened piece of clay before firing. This glazing of the pot describes an over-weight fat ass, hairy man shaving his own stomach for the sole purpose of ejaculating ejaculating upon himself and glazing glazing his smooth pot (round belly) with an even layer of cum.

Friend 1: "What's Glazing the Pot mean?"
Friend 2: "Oh boy... Well I'm pretty sure it's when a fat ass with a hairy belly shaves himself and jizzes all over his stomach."

Friend 1: "Where the hell is Bryce?"

Friend 2: "If I had to bet, I'd say he's downstairs glazing his pot."

"Dang dude, your stomach is super smooth and shinny today. Did you glaze your pot last night?"

by Spen15M April 07, 2016

stinging flower pot

To place stinging nettles into a woman's vagina.

Wowzers that was a lovely stinging flower pot.

by TJR93 May 08, 2024

pull over pot

Pot not suited for driving. One pulls over and stops, and does not drive or smoke it in a car in motion.

Remember, this is pull over pot. Don't think about being in a moving vehicle after smoking this.

by mlhiss April 15, 2020

Pot Pie

A Pot Pie is someone with bad taste, mainly in car culture. The term can also be applied to anyone with general, objective bad taste

Ex. You see a...
•Ram 1500 with a Carolina Squat and a loud exhaust
•A straight-piped Charger
• Blue cheese eaters
• Clapped out Civic

Bro 1: Did you see that piece of shit Subaru?

Bro 2: Yeah, that guys a major Pot Pie

by BigWillyScavver November 26, 2023

Pot waffle

Marijuana leaves baked into a Belgian-style breakfast food.

Mary Jane, a girl on the go, gets her high and breakfast with a pot waffle in the morning.

by Catsweaters5 January 18, 2016