Shit Paper Soccer

When you dip a roll of toilet paper in diesel, light it on fire and kick it around like a soccer ball.

Oi mate we playing some shit paper soccer tonight?
Yeah cunt, you bring the shit paper I'll bring the diesel.

by Awesom0h4000 June 3, 2020

paper

yummy yummy tummy tummy food food good good

guy 1: hey i sure would like some paper
guy 2: yes me too because paper is yummy yummy tummy tummy food food good good

by benevolentben January 28, 2020

Printer with no paper

An adjective that in which is used to describe oneself as useless or worthless.

Alfie: “You’re such a printer with no paper.”

by KaiFentat November 23, 2025

paper

Used to cover rock.

Paper beats rock.

by Cal.55 November 18, 2022

pushing through the paper

When one wipes their ass and their finger goes through the paper, touching the poop and butthole.

Oh no I was accidentally pushing through the paper and now I have doodle-fingers!!

by cupramen April 20, 2018

paper steak

Dried jiz between the pages of a porno mag

I found a porno mag in the bushes but the pages were stuck together with paper steaks

by don vonjovi November 4, 2013

Seasoned Toilet Paper

Toilet paper which is used.

Hey Fido! Get away from that trash can! NO! Bad dog! Don’t eat the Seasoned Toilet Paper!

by o0ill0o October 20, 2023