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Show opening skipper

Someone who only appreciates the show and not the opening
Person 1: hey did you here John skipped season twos opening

Person 2:that’s a show opening skipper for ya
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Can opener

A sexual movement when penetrating partner from behind, reaching over their head and gripping the roof on their mouth pulling up while thrusting, simulating a can being opened. (Other hand can pull hair simultaneously as you pull on roof of mouth)
I gave that girl a can opener. She gonna know who split her open.
by DirtyD@wg June 14, 2022
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People opener

A bladed implement that can be used for surgery, hunting or cooking.
Paul said " What is with the large collection of knives?"
Phill replied " they aren't knives, they're people openers."
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People opener

A sharp implement used for surgery, hunting, cooking, etc.
Person 1: "That's a big collection of knives."

Person 2: "Ooh you mean my people openers."

Person 1: "Your what!?"
by Amma69 June 15, 2022
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greek opening

Man I got sick, and I was peeing out of my Greek opening.
by Jmaktheknife October 7, 2022
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Can opener

When a women give a bj to a man with four skin, and uses their teeth to remove it.
Dang this girl just gave me a can opener like I was a Jewish baby.
by anonymous January 19, 2023
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A simple yet effective chess trap that players of any rating will be guaranteed to fall for. With the founder GM Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh, here are steps to ensure you are in a winning position:

We will start with a standard opening, king's pawn to e4. Black responds with the Scandivanian Defense, queen's pawn to d5. This is black's first mistake, and the game is already over for him. We will play knight to f3. Black responds by capturing our pawn, attacking our knight. Now we will move our knight to g5, saving the piece and attacking black's pawn. To defend the hanging pawn, black plays knight to f6, bringing the piece into a more active square. We will move our pawn to d3. Black is already ahead in material, and so they will accept the sacrifice. Now we can develop our bishop by capturing the pawn on d3. Black plays pawn to h6, attacking the knight. What we will do next is move the knight to f7, forking the rook and queen. Black has no options except to capture the knight and leave it in an exposed position. We can move the bishop to g6 to check black. Black cannot retreat his king because the bishop is now attacking this entire corridor. Black once again has no other choice but to capture with their king. Black's queen is now exposed after we sacrificed a knight and bishop. The next move is obvious. We can launch an RT-2PM2 «Topol-M» cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile to attack black's remaining pieces.
GM Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh used the Réti Opening: Tennison Gambit, Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Variation against Magnus Carlsen, instantly decimating his chances of winning the World Blitz Chess Championship.
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