Accordion Face

When a male or female has an attractive face from the side, but when viewed from the front their face is thin and unattractive, as if someone has squashed their face inwards (much like a compressed accordion ). An inverse would be a face that is fine from the side, but is wide and unattractive when viewed from the front (much like an outstretched accordion).

Human #1: Hey girl.
Human #2: Hmm? *turns towards*
Human #1: Oh damn.
Human #2: What?
Human #1: You have one hell of an accordion face.
Human #2: Dick.

by Skeletimothy June 22, 2015

Skank face

The face a girl makes when you ask what her name is mid-coitus.

A: I was banging this broad and didn't know her name, so I asked her while we were fucking and all she did was give me a weird look.
B: Yeah, that was the skank face.

by ImPulse618 January 25, 2012

spaz face

A term from Awkward. where your face spazzes out in the midst of a selfie sesh.

"Fix your spaz face and we'll reshoot later!"

by Bitsch_Wut!!!! October 28, 2015

Sally face

the best game to ever exist.

Have you ever played Sally face? Do you mean the best game ever?

by IloveuMWAHH April 28, 2023

Carrot Face

A very annoyed Scotsman, A derived meaning from Salty

That Carrot Face was extremely mad last night,

Carrot Face wasn't very good at Counter Strike, so he got carried.

by tchazinator September 6, 2015

Face Shredder

when your friend’s mom sits on your face and shreds ass while your nose is positioned between her cheeks.

“Dude Nick’s mom gave me the nastiest face shredder the other night, it was the best.”

by phillip the funny man October 26, 2020

Fromunda Face

A selfie taken from under your chin. The extreme low angle distorts ones face enabling the perfect ugly picture to send to your best friend via snapchat, text message, etc.

Ashley: Wow your face is so ugly
Brittany: yas bitch, that's my fromunda face

by piano November 13, 2014