girlfriend

something your ass will never get

Mom: you have a girlfriend yet?
Me: no
Mom: Haha just reminding you
Me: Did you see you dad yet?
Mom: nigger

by bigoliymenkisser69 September 15, 2023

National post your girlfriend month

This is the month you have to post your girlfriend every day

*post pictures of girlfriend*

Girlfriend* awww how sweet

Guy* it’s National post your girlfriend month

by CrustyTrashcan November 1, 2023

Gamer's Girlfriend

A gamer's girlfriend is exactly what it sounds like...a gamer's gf. But a gamer's gf takes care of her boyfriend. She makes him food, does some chores, ect. But there is an understanding to this. The gamer shouldn't think that this gamer gf will do everything for him. Some days is his, others are with her...NO GAMES ALLOWED unless arranged otherwise

Jerry's girl is a typical gamer's girlfriend. He got lucky!

by FrootLoopQueen December 18, 2020

National get a girlfriend day

The day when a girl gets asked out.

National get a girlfriend day

by swift mama November 16, 2021

Girlfriend

Something you do not have and will never get

Jimmy: I have a girlfriend

Levi: lucky

by Just_a_Guy624 April 26, 2023

Girlfriend

U gonna stay single forever hun, bye

Taylor :do you have a girlfriend
Harry :left the chat

by U gonna stay single forever hh August 17, 2021

girlfriendism

term that englobes anything related to someone who is or could potentially be a girlfriend.

some kind of synonym of saying 'i wish this person was my girlfriend' or that someone is girlfriend material.

person 1: *sees a picture of ayanami rei* *screams* GIRLFRIENDISM

by afternoon-radio August 23, 2021