by dudeperfect19 August 21, 2016
when you nutt but yo girll yell HONEY NUTT CHERRIO but then you notice that her x nam is honey and then yo lik nah and you hit her and kill her and then hit her from behind and then dump her body at her x and fram her and then leave the contry and then u good
i honey nutted on her back
by honeynuttedonher April 03, 2017
Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.
-3 days later
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.
Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.
-3 days later
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.
Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.
by Retard_Ryan November 02, 2022
by fhomas December 05, 2020
Errands from your spouse that end up being a wild goose chase or an impossible to achieve task. Similar to a dummy mission.
Man1: she asked me to get the mascara out of her car it’s not in there
Man2: Sounds like she sent you on a honey mission.
Man2: Sounds like she sent you on a honey mission.
by Dropthealbumkendrick May 28, 2021
by 007littlebear August 12, 2022
The more money a guy has the more girls he’s gonna smash (which in this saying would be represented as honey).
by apex player 1 February 22, 2023