Muffin Top

Holding your shaft, while cutting off circulation to the head of the penis, creating the look of a muffin top.

I muffin topped myself, to the point where my hand hurt from holding onto it for so long.

by DeerQueef September 01, 2009

Mini Muffins

Its what happens when you leave your muffins in the oven with out watching them. Especially blueberry muffins, which breed like crazy. Mini muffins after born, are sold by the bag at super markets and local chain grocery stores.

Most muffins get eaten before they have their babies. However the muffins that have their babies, the babies are then called “Mini Muffins."

Dude!, have a mini muffin!

by Cajunbaby August 31, 2004

brain muffin

When your in a middle of a sentence and forget what your going to say next. The feeling of your mind going blank.Usally happeneds when your underpressure.

I had a Brain Muffin during the final, i couldn't answer a single question.

by Better Off February 22, 2006

penis muffin

a particular shpecies of muffin that resides at "Lick-Wilmerding HS". Said to be the shexiesht little creature with the biggesht penis ever.

Kyel Chu, Freshman

by kyel chu January 23, 2003

queer muffin

this moron in my class calls himself a queer muffin when he is actually straight and thinks its funny; a 'homosexual wheat product'

matt: im a queer muffin
justin: im thrustin justin
both: hehehehehe

me: you dumbasses

by anon November 13, 2004

Finger muffin

When a guy fingers a girl (the muffin part relates to the amount of pubic hair)

I gave my girlfriend a well good finger muffin last night in the bush.

by JesusChristAllahbuddha September 29, 2006

sea muffins

Sea muffins is a synonym for fun. It is used on occasions when "fun" is censored because of the first two letters.

I'm going to have a lot of sea muffins in my AP Calculus class!

by Exhnozoaa February 23, 2007