Holding your shaft, while cutting off circulation to the head of the penis, creating the look of a muffin top.
by DeerQueef September 01, 2009
Its what happens when you leave your muffins in the oven with out watching them. Especially blueberry muffins, which breed like crazy. Mini muffins after born, are sold by the bag at super markets and local chain grocery stores.
Most muffins get eaten before they have their babies. However the muffins that have their babies, the babies are then called “Mini Muffins."
Dude!, have a mini muffin!
Dude!, have a mini muffin!
by Cajunbaby August 31, 2004
When your in a middle of a sentence and forget what your going to say next. The feeling of your mind going blank.Usally happeneds when your underpressure.
by Better Off February 22, 2006
a particular shpecies of muffin that resides at "Lick-Wilmerding HS". Said to be the shexiesht little creature with the biggesht penis ever.
by kyel chu January 23, 2003
this moron in my class calls himself a queer muffin when he is actually straight and thinks its funny; a 'homosexual wheat product'
by anon November 13, 2004
by JesusChristAllahbuddha September 29, 2006
A person with a muffin top or large love handles that tries to be athletic and wears work out clothes that is way to small for them and during attempted work out their muffin doth toss oh so disgustingly.
That guy on the tread mill is so disgusting his fat is jiggling all over the place. He is such a muffin tosser
by Brown Farrell Stowell Johnson February 11, 2011