The Great Mother Goose

A great goose considered the mother of all Goosecetarians. She is believed to be the first goose of the universe and her blessings are considered supreme among the our world.

“In the name of the Great Mother Goose what is happening here?!
Exclaimed Mrs.Norris, the English teacher, when she found Timmy petting a duck under her desk.

by A7hena June 30, 2020

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mother bird fuck

During sex with a girl, vomit in her mouth, and then have her suck your penis.

I was feeling kinda sick last night so i puked in her mouth and gave her the mother bird fuck.

by ghetto booty June 18, 2006

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old mother hubbard

When a man is making love to his partner from behind in the kitchen, and he repeatedly bashes his partner in the side of the head with an above cupboard door.

"I gave her the Old Mother Hubbard, and now she needs to take two advil."

by halibut12 February 16, 2009

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An old insult, forgotten by many. It give the opponent you use it on terrible confusion, especially when you say this after you say "ur mom gay". It is worse than all the "ur" insults combined. Yes, including "ur dog a frog". Everytime you use this insult, a gay mother somewhere in the world will die.

Bobby: You're an absolute fucking walnut
Jeff: Ur mom gay
Bobby: So what?
Jeff: Ur mother a father
Bobby: *suffers a heart attack and fucking esplodes*

by keay April 11, 2018

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Word to your mother

1. A phrase used when/after accomplishing any type of goal or achievement.

2.A person In a state disbelief followed by the reassurance of the other person.

1. Suzy: “I got the job “
Max: “Word to your mother!”

2. Zack: “I just tried weed for the first time”
Sarah: “word?”
Zack: “to your mother”

by Tooturntnate January 24, 2019

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