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Ligma Matthews Myers Balls 69420

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by GG BItCH ASS DOOG October 16, 2022
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National Take a Picture/Video of Matthew Day

This day proceeded to happen 5-7 times a week. On this date get out your cameras and phones and take videos and pictures of your local Matthew
Pop out your phone it’s “national take a picture/video of Matthew day”
by DictionaryShit April 8, 2019
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Matthew

He's definitely a writer. He will have writer's block 24 hours a day. Obsessed with flowers 100%. Dumb but he speaks in far too high-class terms (as if we were in the 1700s) like bro!? wtf. He's too good at s*x and with just one look from his ice blue eyes he sends you into heat.
"I got lost in Matthew's ice eyes..."
by Camopilla May 28, 2024
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Matthew

The coolest man you’ll ever meet.
Person 1: who’s that over there?
Person 2: that’s a Matthew
Person 3: yeah
Matthew: I’m a hurricane
by anonymous July 28, 2021
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Matthew

Matthew is a 4'11" guy. Who is depressed and obsessed with Juice World. And always talks shit to anyone and everyone he talks to. He also talks about unaliving himself a lot.
Diana: Hey.
Matthew: Fuck off!
by Captain Bisexual February 27, 2022
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Matthew

an NPC.
wow look at that matthew!
by LunaDoesntExist November 10, 2022
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Matthew R. D.

The most amazing, best looking, and coolest guy in the world. He is the coolest person you will ever meet, like ever. And did I mention that he is awesome!
MATTHEW IS THE COOLEST GUY EVER! Matthew R. D. is epic!!!!!!
by MaximusMasters May 20, 2015
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