Hegarty Maths

Hegarty Maths. The website that maths teachers think is perfectly safe to set maths homework on but actually melts your brain and robs you of all your will to live. Especially when you get set set ALGEBRA and you have to watch the videos....

See also:
Hegarty depression
Mr Hegarty
Collin Hegarty

Guy 1- "Hey dude, you ok?"
Guy 2- "Nah, I got set homework on Hegarty Maths"

Guy 1- "Have you lost your will to live? Has your brain melted."
Guy 2- "I feel like it."
Guy 1- "Great! We can be brainless together!"

by I'm just a person living life December 12, 2021

Math Rock

1. A subgenre of rock music defined through its use of complex time signatures.

2. A die.

1. Toes is a great math rock band.

2. Check out these math rocks I just picked up from Dragons Keep!

by Ganondox October 26, 2022

Maths

The autistic way of saying "Math".

All the maths for the problem checks out.

by Leanpeen June 14, 2018

Maths

A very powerful weapon of mass destruction. It is not known how math teachers have not yet taken their own lives (although they would do well because they are as useful as a cactus in the ass). There are no people who like mathematics, it was invented only to ruin our lives. Obviously, at first everything will seem clear, but already after the second lesson you will already be looking at the window of your class and thinking "Oh come on, the world will not be destroyed with one less person out of 7 Billion

Maths is so cool!
Wait until you go to middle school, then let's see if you can repeat something like that

by nickiminajisthequeenofrap12343 September 9, 2021

netflix math

When you check the year of production against how many seasons are on Netflix for a particular show you are loving, in hopes the series may still be ongoing.

I did the Netflix math, and realized (insert favorite show) was over after the season I'm binge watching now.

by MsLou April 10, 2016

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025

Maths teacher

My maths teacher once said; “You just blew in my tube… You have to ask permission before you do that.”

Boy 1 “do you want to go blow on his tube”

Boy 2 “hell yeah man.”
*The Maths teacher looming over them* “No, you need to ask permission to do that…”

by Stock photo of a man May 10, 2023