Singled out mother

Attractive single mom who flirts with a married man only to reject them once they divorce their wife. Generally a SOM has no attraction to the married man in question. Many times the SOM was very clear she had no interest but the man can’t handle the reality and leaves his wife anyway.

My friend left his wife for a singled out mother who ran the minute he was available

by Lifecoach to the stars March 17, 2022

mother bird fuck

During sex with a girl, vomit in her mouth, and then have her suck your penis.

I was feeling kinda sick last night so i puked in her mouth and gave her the mother bird fuck.

by ghetto booty June 18, 2006

old mother hubbard

When a man is making love to his partner from behind in the kitchen, and he repeatedly bashes his partner in the side of the head with an above cupboard door.

"I gave her the Old Mother Hubbard, and now she needs to take two advil."

by halibut12 February 16, 2009

ur mother a father

An old insult, forgotten by many. It give the opponent you use it on terrible confusion, especially when you say this after you say "ur mom gay". It is worse than all the "ur" insults combined. Yes, including "ur dog a frog". Everytime you use this insult, a gay mother somewhere in the world will die.

Bobby: You're an absolute fucking walnut
Jeff: Ur mom gay
Bobby: So what?
Jeff: Ur mother a father
Bobby: *suffers a heart attack and fucking esplodes*

by keay April 11, 2018

holy suck mother

the think when you get a crazy text messege and you wanna say holy shit! but your parents are in the room

"Well mom i kinda feel like.....(recieve crazy text) HOLY SUCK MOTHER!

by abadcatman April 19, 2010

Word to your mother

1. A phrase used when/after accomplishing any type of goal or achievement.

2.A person In a state disbelief followed by the reassurance of the other person.

1. Suzy: “I got the job “
Max: “Word to your mother!”

2. Zack: “I just tried weed for the first time”
Sarah: “word?”
Zack: “to your mother”

by Tooturntnate January 24, 2019

dumb mother fucker

national security since bush took over

why we John Kerry as president he will lead our national security to becoem safer then bush ever could

by joe blow March 3, 2004