Ligma Matthews Myers Balls 69420

a Matthews who licks balls for a living

Matthew was excited when i said he could lick my balls so he Ligma Matthews Myers Balls 69420

by GG BItCH ASS DOOG October 16, 2022

National Take a Picture/Video of Matthew Day

This day proceeded to happen 5-7 times a week. On this date get out your cameras and phones and take videos and pictures of your local Matthew

Pop out your phone it’s “national take a picture/video of Matthew day”

by DictionaryShit April 8, 2019

Matthew appreciation day

This day is on the 4th of December and you have to pay any one named Mathew/Matthew/mat/Matt $2 while passing them. You also have to bow to them.

Ethan: God damnit it is Matthew appreciation day
Matthew: start paying up

by Other Ethan March 22, 2022

Matthew Arnold School

A mentally asylum or a Prison

“Hey what school do you go to?”
“Matthew arnold school.”
“Oh.. right..”

by jedthefed April 10, 2023

Matthew Arnold

Got a girlfriend but little does he know his big ginger friend has been expanding her pussy everytime he hits it.

Oh no Wyatt don’t do the Matthew Arnold;)

by Wiggy tight December 8, 2019

Matthew macdonald

someone who is NOT green bean

Matthew macdonald is not green

by thepeenut November 7, 2024

Matthew

Matthews are known to be gentleman but also beasts in bed. A Matthew can easily have 100s of girls lusting after him but a Matthew will only have eyes for one girl. Matthews are taller than 6 feet and have awesome dark brown hair thats almost black.

Grace: Did you see that Matthew over there? He’s so hot!!!
Ashley: Duh! He’s a Matthew!!

by blondiewiththelips October 25, 2018