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a Matthews who licks balls for a living

Matthew was excited when i said he could lick my balls so he Ligma Matthews Myers Balls 69420

by GG BItCH ASS DOOG October 16, 2022

National Take a Picture/Video of Matthew Day

This day proceeded to happen 5-7 times a week. On this date get out your cameras and phones and take videos and pictures of your local Matthew

Pop out your phone it’s “national take a picture/video of Matthew day”

by DictionaryShit April 8, 2019

Matthew

An absolute sexyman with a cute smile. He’s got really bad music taste but you can ignore it because he’s just that cool. He can play tom’s diner on the guitar AND the piano, and he’s got really nice warm hands because he doesn’t have anaemia. Sexiest man alive 2021

Girl1: did you see that cute guy at lunch playing sudoku?
Girl2: oh yeah that’s Matthew
Bitches be crazy smh he’s mine

by dubchaeng9 November 25, 2021

Matthew, Aka NotMatt the legend, aka god.

a pure legend lmao, he gets many bitches and maidens

Matthew, Aka NotMatt the legend, aka god. is full of bithces lmao lol

by Notmatt the legend November 4, 2022

Matthew

matthew is sure too give you the best head ever like too the point where u wont be able to cum for years! they are also so hott and sexy😍😍. and loves music and sex

person: “ooo who that damn they sexy”
person: “yoo thats matthew he gave me the best head ever. i couldnt cum for a year! “

by unicornprincess2089 November 22, 2021

Matthew Terry

He Pulls all the bitches and is so good at everything he does.

I want to be Like Matthew Terry

by Orbs Wrld March 25, 2022

Matthew

Matthew is the love of my life. He’s the most popular guy in my year group. Smirks a lot, loves to annoy you, and is easy to become friends with. Say hi to the Matthew in your life for me 😁

“Oh look that looks like your next crush”
“I wonder what his name is”
“Probably Matthew. Look, he’s grinning at you”

by Recruit.2 November 17, 2021