Secret Lesbians

Those two girls that do everything with each other, everyone knows they're gonna get married

i.e Sarah and Laken

I swear they're secret lesbians

by Sour Pickle May 5, 2017

lesbian luggage

After lesbians inevitably move in together after just starting to date and immediately break up, the new-ex's belongings are swiftly put into garbage bags and put out on the front porch for them to collect without having to have yet another fight.

"Why's that garbage bag on the front porch?" "Oh, that's Carole's lesbian luggage. We broke up yesterday."

by ef.this September 17, 2019

unconscious lesbian

A female who is very much unaware of their homosexuality, and is basically a lesbian, but just doesn't realize it.

Person 1: Why does Marika get so nervous around other girls? She blushes and gets so fidgety around them.
Person 2: Dude, she's an unconscious lesbian.

by Matsun-tsunrin September 9, 2018

raven the lesbian

an ugly fag with short dyed black brown hair and wears glasses with ugly brown eyes. she doesn’t have any boobs but a largeish booty. also very anti social and pale. wears ugly stan smiths (nurse shoes) everyday and is dating some hot chick named kaitlyn whos way out of her league.

did you see raven the lesbian over there?

yeah id tap that ass then fuck her girlfriend💯👅

by raventhelesbian_hater123 November 15, 2017

Lesbian Crack

when a group of 400 seahorses witness two lesbians climb a rope after taking laxatives and shit down the rope then the rope is cut up so the seahorse may proceed to have a hardened piece of shit covered rope or otherwise known as a poor mans dildo

have you ever done lesbian crack? dad I told you I'm straight!

by air pods 0.5 March 17, 2020

Lesbian Apocalypse

The lesbian apocalypse is something on TikTok in which lesbians follow each other and basically "take over TikTok". This was made by lesbians for lesbians this had previously happened in 2021 which to my knowledge the first lesbian apocalypse. The lesbian apocalypse can also be described as a time for lesbians to follow each other and appreciate their identity and other lesbians!

Person 1: Did you hear about the lesbian apocalypse!?
Person 2: Yeah! I'm participating in it right now!
Person 3: I'm participating I'm just restricted on following right now because I followed too quickly.

by zombiezjello June 1, 2022

Book lesbian

A lesbian that can't keep their nose out books and pussy

"Man, Jonny is such a book lesbian. She was tongue deep in Sarah last night and now she can't look away from her god damn book. "

by Biabaonpwj July 5, 2018