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minge lock

The taking of a large woman for fingering at short notice.
Toby had that big grey haired unit in a minge lock.
by tobyunedog August 16, 2016
mugGet the minge lockmug.

Stun Lock

When, during sex, as the male is about to blow his load, the woman pulls out a tazer and zaps the guy, forcing him to nut inside.
Male 1: Yo, how was your night with Becky?
Male 2: Uhh.. yeah it was good. Until she stun locked me.
Male 1: Damn, that sucks bro
by GlitchedHeathenVA February 8, 2025
mugGet the Stun Lockmug.

Bubble Lock

When you take a skull of your beer and a bubble of air gets stuck in your chest, until it slowly makes it way down to your digestive system
What’s wrong with him? ‘He’s bubble locked
by Thesmartfactor13 July 17, 2018
mugGet the Bubble Lockmug.

pretzel lock

Is number one move in all of Russian Wrestling. The body position is not important, but the move is executed when the only way to escape is to bite the opponent’s genitalia.
TK was pinned by Wilson and escaped by using the pretzel lock.
by Phatlumpia January 11, 2023
mugGet the pretzel lockmug.

Cross-Locked

When you get cross faded and can't get up.
Hey Jake, James was hella cross-locked last night and couldn't get out of his chair.
by Cody52799 June 12, 2018
mugGet the Cross-Lockedmug.

Lock Johnson

When Your Johnson Is Locked In Place In Hard Mode And You Can’t Get It Out
by John Lockson July 27, 2024
mugGet the Lock Johnsonmug.

Lock Legion Banhammer Style

Basically a bunch of Angry Bastards who are Flash Animator rejects from Newgrounds who will automatically Ban your ass if who disagree with your ass if you do one of the following Methods:
-Love Joe Biden and Admit Trump is a Devil!
-Say anything about Switzerland or even Turkey Rumors had it that PeachLock is a Transgender Half-Turkish White guy
-Talk about Samegame or Lavagasm's ex girlfriend about Venuslock being a 50 cent Whore in Sweden rather than an actual human being.
-Mention anything Corpsegrinder or McNeb is extra Bonus points for asking an ass-Whooping and a Permaban
-Worship Former Foreverkul or RedbullLock, This will guarantee you to never come back to Lock Legion Discord Servers.
- Piss MasterLock or MP3Lock off the Server, You will probably get a Racial Slur as a special role on Discord if you dare to go that far!

StrawberryLock is no longer the leader, TrashLock is a Moderator now and Samegame as well as Stressball and YarnLock are in Charge now. So, Don't shove a Dildo up their asses!
Here is a Newbie who just joined the Lock Legion on Discord, Little did the Noob know... He pissed off someone and got kicked out of the Discord Server and that's how these bunch of Rejects did the Lock Legion Banhammer Style. Some Clocks are invited but only the ones who don't suck on Bitclock or give Strawberryclock the blowjob next to his fuckbuddy Pube Kermit! When He or she gets banned, they are both forced to watch 1 hour version of Meatspin and it may be a PC Virus later lol!
by Arika Cho cho Butterface January 2, 2021
mugGet the Lock Legion Banhammer Stylemug.

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