LOBAS

Pronounced lobe-iss. Acronym for Lack Of Beer And Sex. A condition affecting billions of people around the world every day, even though we already know the cure!

I just haven't been feeling well lately. I must have a severe case of LOBAS

by TheHanMan3 March 12, 2013

lobster pot

when you order a beer in a bar and it turns out to be extremely expensive but are obliged to pay for it and finish it

we walked in to this lobster pot of a bar.. ordered a few beers and drank them quick.. when we got the bill, it was three times more than we expected!

by mossko February 4, 2010

lobster tank

Common meeting grounds for white trash. Is usually preceded by a morning spent in boxer shorts watching Nascar. After meeting at the lobster tank, a dinner of chicken fried steak is consumed over a bottle of crate wine and Sammy Kershaw albums.

"Yo Sissy, are you meeting me and Bubba at the lobster tank tonight?"

"Yeah, just as soon as I hose down the doublewide."

by fancy February 9, 2005

Lobster

Someone who thinks they are white but in all actuallity are black.

Great....here comes that Lobster again!

by Ekaj July 16, 2008

Lobster

to grab something

Hey bra, can you lobster me that beer?

by Timmy Dubs October 2, 2008

Lobster Juice

The secretion from a lobsters tail after a woman sticks the lobsters tail into her vagina, lighting the head on fire as to cause it to wiggle and secrete a juice.

she says "Shoot that lobster juice all over me."

by sliqdude January 27, 2009

Lobito

Some shit city in Angola just above Benguela. I would think that Lobito would probably be a really crappy town.

Man: So son where don't you want to go to for the holidays?
Son: Lobito

by Artistic_person August 15, 2005