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Johnson

The last name johnson is the best name you can have. It’s meaning is the son of John . If you get someone with the last name johnson, do not let go of them. JOHNSONS ARE THE BEST
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“Johnson’s”
by Name and zodiacs July 31, 2022
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Johnsonitis

yea man the doctor told me i got Johnsonitis.. i think it’s terminal
by YoungPrawn October 4, 2022
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Johnson Jumble

Wow! That’s so Johnson Jumble!
by Your WeebyStalker November 26, 2022
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Johnson Robinson

A man from Alabama who’s tryna marry his step sister but he’s not really a man he’s a girl pretending to be a man since the Alabamians won’t allow gay marriage 😔
“That guy over there is such a Johnson Robinson
by Johnson Robinson January 3, 2023
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Johnson

Arm or leg
I’m johnsonless I need a wheelchair.
by Mr.Johnson January 6, 2023
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Johnson reservoir

Noun:
When the water trap beneath a shower or bath becomes clogged up with a build up of matted rotting hair, skin cells, palm oil, and various bodily secretions. That's a Johnson reservoir.
Johnson reservoir: Oh man, my shower was draining really slowly today, so I had to partially dismantle the piping to clear the blockage. Turns out I had a Johnson reservouir under there!!
by Greased ferret March 4, 2023
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Johnned

To be so extremely faded to the point where you are Johnned
Kyle was so Johnned last night after hitting that crack joint
by JackerCrack March 10, 2023
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