Johnny

Someone who has a very cute name, very amazing person, likes games and alot of merch,. Black hair (mostly), and pretty eyes!

"Johnny is so cute" -Girl1
"Whos johnny??" -Girl2
*Points* "Him!!" -Girl1
"omg!! Ikr?!?1" -Girl2

by PumpkinWhat January 15, 2022

Johnny

1. An annoying person that exhibits elitist gamer mentality at the expense of common sense and social skills.

2. A person classified as a “Johnny” demonstrates the worst possible behavior and suffers from extreme mental retardation.

My friend from Canada is such a “Johnny” because he made a the mistake of purchasing Suicide Squad for full price and thinking it would be good.

by Chaos223 April 6, 2024

Vitamin Johnny

That sweet sweet white elixir shooting out of Johnny's tip that can cure all illnesses.

I was feeling under the weather, then I had a shot of Vitamin Johnny and I was good as new!

by Johnny's recipient November 28, 2024

Johnny juice

Fuck ton of tequila, ice, and whatever juice the bartender prefers.

Fuck me up and give me a Johnny juice

by Calamus9 November 5, 2020

Real Johnny

Peeeedophile scary rapist

Real Johnny is a rapist and pedo

by CynicalWolf September 28, 2019

Johnny Crackleseed

A benevolent crack wanderer who stole puropose is to blesse crackheads with random found crack rocks along their travels all while donning the official uniform of the crack people. a torn hoodie , fingerless gloves, sweatpants under cargo shorts, and mismatching footwear

Almost out of nowhere a Wanderer appeared As if to answer our prayers, all to spread his generosity With three crack rocks. his name was Johnny Crackleseed.

by Qbinking January 31, 2025

Johnny

Philly slang for a stolen vehicle.

My and my manz was slidin late night in that Johnny

by SimmyDaGod January 26, 2022