clam the johnny 

When a female partner has clammy or "sweat soaked hands" and gives you a hand job.

After Michel reached into Dan's pants, Dan looked Michel dead in the eye and said, "Yo, wash your hands first, I didn't think you were going to clam the johnny."

clam the johnny by Dan Jewell March 30, 2005

to pull a johnny 

to be arrogant. to think of oneself to be talented in ALL ways.

Ex. I am johnny. i love playing the guitar and thus, i am musical. (even though it is an obvious fact that he sucks.) I just pulled a johnny.

to pull a johnny by hugs4thugs May 1, 2005

Soggy Johnny 

used when in anger and you need to retalliate to something you don't care about

I couldn't give a soggy johnny about your new shoes, im watching the football!

Soggy Johnny by Hitcher 1001 August 5, 2008

wet johnny 

when you are in a bathroom stall, take a large amount of toilet paper or paper towels (anything 'dunkable'), dunk it in the pissy/shitty water, and throw at target.

Guy 1: timmy threw some wet paper towels at me while i was taking a dump, so i gave him a wet johnny right in the face!

Guy 2: it's the only proper revenge for being hit with a wet paper towel while pooping.

wet johnny by big daddy sex penis January 8, 2010

Pull a Johnny

Verb- to drunkenly steal a girl's purse or other valuable possesion, often times in a club or other social setting, resulting in possible arrest and embarassment

Did you hear what happened to Isaac last night? He was so drunk he decided to pull a johnny on that poor slut and ended up getting caught and arrested!

Pull a Johnny by jd12345 February 9, 2010

to pull a johnny 

1. verb. to have a wardrobe consisting of only jersey. thus, making one a jersey whore
2. verb. to be desperate for girls. one would go as far as violating the golden rule of "bros before hoes" in order to get girls.

Ex.1: "Hey didnt you wear that james jersey yesterday?"
"Noo. its another one"
"HOLY. you just pulled a johnny"

Ex.2: "o man that guy just pulled a johnny. what a pimp. what a BSER"

to pull a johnny by gangsterworldwide April 22, 2005

Island Johnny 

The act of Fucking a girl in her anus, in a bathtub, while hitting her in the back of the head with a coconut.

Man me and **** just swent to my house and she totally let me give her an island johnny!

Island Johnny by Xx_BaBy_KoRn_xX June 4, 2010