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Death Circle Jerk

The act of sitting in a circle with a group of guys while jerking each other off so hard that you try to basically murder their penis with such force that they have a cumshot of a lifetime.
My friend Elias died while performing the death circle jerk.
by NLJTGETSWOLLORDIE September 14, 2017
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Web Shop Jerk

Person who is fond of buying Sexual products like Condoms, iPills etc Online
Dave is a Web Shop Jerk. He ordered a dozen of condoms last night.
by Moulish Rated - R Punk March 14, 2015
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Jerk off

My parents nearly caught me jerk off last night! Hid the picture and dik
by AngelDustsFuckBuddy April 25, 2025
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Muckbarn jerk

Pretending to eat pussy with your fingers in a V and stroking your cock at the same time.
Gator was hitting the muckbarn jerk in front of the bitches last night.
by The Muckbarn Monster April 26, 2025
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jerk off

"did you just jerk off on me!?"
by daddy_chill69 December 10, 2020
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Metaphysical Jerk Circle

a group activity purely done for the self-aggrandizement of its members through actions that clearly undercut its original goals; the activity reflects something far closer to a jerk circle than to what it was initially intended to be

also referred to as MJC for more discrete discussion
Jessie retired from college debate after realizing it was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle.

Benjamin realized college debate was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle when he watched a debate of Specisism vs Racial Capitalism when the original topic was carbon emissions.
by Masterdebator1 May 27, 2025
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Jerking

1-Something to do with New York. Slang.

2-To grip big, juicy, thick meatcock, and pull it up and down, up and down. Pumping, and pumping, and pumping it like gas. Throbbing hard penis will stay hard for days. Jerking,
and jerking, and jerking, jerking and jerking. You can even suck if you want to. Slurping, gargling, choking, sucking, licking, and don’t even get me started on CBT.

3-To grip the shaft of the penis whilst moving your hand, or tool for masturbation, up and down, up and down. Up. And. Down.
Usually until ejakulation or until the end of foreplay.
“Hey bro”
“Hey man”
“Wyd?”
“Jerking and gerking some guy off for 4 bucks”
“You gay asl”
“Shut up you said you’d push my 🅿️ yesterday you gay”
“Shi you right, and I still would.”
“Bet”
by Nameful February 23, 2022
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