Jason

i love him so much :(

even tho he be mean
hes very pretty

jason so cute
aaaaaaaaaaa

by tits4dayz October 5, 2021

Jason Jing

A murderer who uses woodchips to kill people

Jason Jing stabbed me with a wood chip

by UnkyirishDefault November 29, 2018

Jason

Hes a fake lil bitch with no friends lol. hes ugly af and is kinda a bitch

Hey youre such a jason

by iphone 911 May 31, 2019

Jason

The buffest guy alive. Better than Faker at League, except on Wukong because of the trash laning phase.

Jason? Ohh, he's buff.

by jasonnitrofan26 January 23, 2021

Jason

Jason, often used as another word for "snitch" or "nark". Most people avoid Jason's for this very reason. They will often creep on females 20 years younger.

"Hey did you hear about that police raid"
"Yeah must of been Jason's statements again"

by Wazking June 23, 2023

3 Nipple Jason

3 Nipple Jason is a man from Southern California who had surgery to add a third nipple. He said it was because nipples are his biggest source of pleasure, so why not add a 3rd?

3 nipple Jason rubbed his 3 nipples until they bled

by boner jams 4 April 12, 2023

Jasonate

1. To take over an event while not caring about anybody else's time.

2. Cause a meeting to go over it's alloted time while rambling on.

He's about to jasonate this meeting, I've got shit to do right afterwards.

This meeting ws supposed to end 10 minutes ago, but here he goes, jasonating like always.

by Friday 2 Tuesday December 8, 2023