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Jason

The sexiest man alive. He loves everyone and is very friendly. He has a nice physique and has a HUGE PENIS.
Wow look at Jason.
by PROe2334 May 14, 2021
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Jason Clair

The One and only, person that really gets it. He is very smart, does alot for others, pleases the lady's, gets along with most people and the rest just can't stand that he is so smooth, a fun mother fucker, knows what to do, says the right thing, if you need it he can find it, if you don't want to live a life that is bland and wórth nothing, then go find Jason Clair!
Today sucks, what I need is Jason Clair to come over and things will be so much better!
by Randalpho May 15, 2021
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Jason

An atlethic god, he plays sports to keep him fit like football, basketball, running and probably skies aswell. This most often gives him a perfect body which the ladies always love, with that a enourmous dick to go with it, and he probably knows how to use it too.
-So how was last night?
-It was great, Jason is such a god, i love him.
by yup,itsme May 17, 2021
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Jason Stamos

Koil "wrong Koil" 66's first character on the NoPixel server.
Have you heard Jason Stamos' voice? It's so raspy
by ScoobyLinny May 28, 2021
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Jason

Jason is always a man on a mission to get things half done. He works hard but gets distracted easily. He looks sexy in his work boots.

He is always first to give the advice needed and seems like a practical guy that has his life together, but once you get to know Jason ,you find out he has many hidden problems.

But by this time, you are already greatly attached to Jason to leave him. Problems include such things as: addictions, faffing, gambling, failure to say sorry properly, and never being Romantic.

Although Jason struggles to be romantic, you will find yourself in love with him, he is interesting, and funny, also a dork and always sexy, sometimes all at the same time.

He is the best in bed.

He will always make the first move, even when you are sound asleep.

He loves the cookie.

And he loves icecream.

Jason is an amazing boyfriend.

If you ever have yourself a Jason be sure to hold on tight, cause he is one of a kind, some might say one in three million. I love Jason.
Jason's that type of guy that will message you back once and then ignore the rest of your conversations all night.

He thinks its being reasonable when in fact he suffers from alexithymia.

He should learn to end a conversation properly and message to say goodnight.
by HecallsmeSluz August 22, 2024
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Jason

The blue waffle of the human experience. A total juggernutsack!
I'd rather have my skin removed with a body grinder and coated in salt while my testicals are lit up by a taser than meet a Jason!
by Connor mcdougall November 23, 2024
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Jason

He is the punching bag friend, a little homosexual at times, but laid back and has a little dick.
Wow that dude "Jason" Is lowkey really weird
by cocobutters100 November 24, 2024
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