MInecraft

eating blocky toes

I'm doing minecraft

by Minecraft toes June 16, 2022

Minecraft

The most addictive game in therror world u play it out centre and all your room will be filled with minecraft stuff

Person 1:hey I see your playing minecraft
Person 12:yeah it's not so interesting though
Next day
Person 1:hey.....wth when did your room turn minecraft themed
PEPSON 2:oh this it's just minecraft did to me

by TTONTHEREE June 18, 2022

Heinz Minecraft

Guy who likes to play minecraft, who loves minecraft, who will kill his entire family for minecraft, he also farts and is incredibly funny, he hates jews and black people, he loves Peter Griffin and Breaking Bad. Unfortunately, he is Polish

,,Did you seriously just shit in the sink? You are really a Heinz Minecraft!''

,,Babe please, you are playing that square game for 2 months now, please stop it and talk to me so we can fix this marriage! You are such a Heinz Minecraft!''

by penizeman June 20, 2022

Heinz Minecraft

Person who likes playing minecraft, who loves minecraft, who would kill his entire family for this game.

He also likes Peter Griffin and Breaking Bad. His sense of humor is AMAZING

,,Did you just made a joke about Peter Griffin and Walter White? You are such a Heinz Minecraft!''

,,Please, quit that game of squares, you are playing it for 2 months now! Please quit it so we can save this marriage!
I hate you Heinz Minecraft!''

by penizeman June 20, 2022

Minecraft

A very wholesome video game which provides a good community, and is approved by your parents.

Mom: Richard, time for supper!
Richard: Oh, I'm playing Minecraft.
Mom: I suppose I'll let you have 10 more minutes.

by IOnlyTypeQwertys June 23, 2022

Minecraft

A kid game that is at war with Roblox.

Person 1: Minecraft is better!
Person 2 : No Roblox is!

by drumsoccer February 14, 2022

Minecraft

funny block game

I was playing Minecraft for 12 hours

by F0XMCEDU February 24, 2022