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show ho

a female friend who accompanies you to live musical performances
When I heard The Gaslight Anthem was going to be playing in town, I called up Tiffany because she's my show ho.
by tipsy_longstockings July 18, 2009
mugGet the show homug.

PHONE HO

A person who answers the phone for a business; front office worker; receptionist.
I worked in an animal hospital at the front desk. My boss called me his "phone ho."
by RiverRat March 12, 2008
mugGet the PHONE HOmug.

Ho-Mo

Noun. A married man who pays high priced whores for "companionship" with hopes of getting caught thus covering up the fact to colleagues, family, the press, and sometimes himself that he is really a big homo.
Anderson: Great interview with Dick Morris. Is it really true what they say about him?
Shep: Duh. He's a big Ho-Mo from way back. So what are you doing this weekend - I've got Rupert's place on The Cape...?
Anderson: Wish I could kitten, but I gotta go to Newport and feed Mummy her scotch...
by JaniceH June 26, 2008
mugGet the Ho-Momug.

ho-train

When 2 or more vehicles containing hot women drive by you in traffic. If a man is present in one of the vehicles then it is no longer a ho-train. Note: not to be confused with a dime bus
Dude, the ho-train just passed us!
by dime capt. May 6, 2010
mugGet the ho-trainmug.

ho for show

a whore who goes around increasing her odds of NOT getting AIDS
she will burn you because she is a 'ho for show'
by ben toll September 1, 2008
mugGet the ho for showmug.

squirelly ho

A female that lies, perpetrates, or portrays something she is not. She always talks shit when you're not around then when you are around she kisses your ass. She has whore tendicies and will fuck anyone. Has intentions to do u wrong and is always in denial when confronted for being a squirelly ho. Squirelly Ho's are opnly good for parlayin. But warning...these ho's are very scandalous and should be approached with caution! Chronic Action.
"I was fuckin this chick the other night. Come to find out she was bangin my cousin, his two boys, the mailman, the dopeman, the po-po, the school janitor and the lady that works at 7-11. Fuck that squirelly ho."
by Michael Boy n Wana Dogg April 29, 2008
mugGet the squirelly homug.

DANIEL HO

by Fat-D November 4, 2012
mugGet the DANIEL HOmug.

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