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Pathetic Hoe

A female who knows the guy she's messing with has a girlfriend, wife or family and knows she doesn't come first and will sit there silently while he is on the phone with his girlfriend /wife
He is talking to his girlfriend on the phone telling his girlfriend he loves her while that bitch sits there is sucking his dick not knows to be quiet and knows not to say a word because his girlfriend is #1

"WHAT A PATHETIC HOE"
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tumblr hoe

That kind of girl who you see on tumblr posting pictures of her lips and septum, probably has an aesthetic blog, has a daddy kink.
She dresses like slut, but she cute too, she's probably a tumblr hoe.
by Platinum Kai February 22, 2017
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Hose hoe

A person who screws around with a lot of firemen.
Ken: “oh that Morgan is out with a new guy from station 10.”
Ben: “I thought she was with the guy in 15?”
Ken: “Nah, it’s a new guy now. She’s such a hose hoe.”
by Acfireman January 19, 2019
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hoe wrangler

Noun:

1. A pimp's right hand man
2. One who gathers and then herds prostitutes back to the pimp lair.
3. One who assists with the game of another "player"
Up until he got a girlfriend, Mike was the best hoe wrangler around.
by deanergt July 17, 2006
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Skank-A-Hoe

Well it's pretty self explanatory...
It is a girl who is always showing some form of cleavage and has more boob than brain. This girl has surpassed all levels of Slut, Skank, Whore, Hoe (you get the picture...) and has reached the highest level of sluttiness. Normally works as a sleasly bartender or beer-tub girl.
Two girls walk into club:
Girl 1: Oh my god, that bartender is such a Skank-A-Hoe!
Girl 2 : I know, like is that even a skirt or is that a loin cloth?
by Ging Supreme August 19, 2010
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lip hoe

Juliette Lewis is a lip hoe... she kissed Eddie Murphy, and she's kissed 8 other guys since, none of whom she's dated.
by Blackwatch240 March 25, 2017
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Hoeing the Lawn

when a man or woman attaches two razor blades to their upper and lower rows of teeth and shaves the other persons pubic hair as they eat her out or give him a blowjob

Warning! May cause castration
Woman: My pubes are two long.
Man: Want me to Hoe the Lawn, I love Hoeing the Lawn
Woman: Sounds like a plan
by BOnoobies March 8, 2011
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