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half bake

A half bake is a stupid cunt that doesn't no what he's doing
John was only half baked no good for fuck all
by Dictator1985 October 24, 2013
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Half Counihan

A Half Counihan, as opposed to the Full Counihan occurs when only of the sexual partners is drunk enough to vomit during the sexual act, but not both. Addtionally, the man, or if the partners are gay men, one of the men, must finish by jacking off on their sexual partner.
Jack pulled a Half Counihan on Jill last night. They were both bombed last night and having sex. Jill, however, was really blacked out and threw up on the bed. Still, Jack wasn't finished so he jerked off on her.
by Krause April 9, 2008
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half shark

a cock, penis, dick, willy etc that is half aroused hence - half shark.
I thought he was hot and took him home, but cos he was drunk he could only get a half shark. So i let him wack off and come on my arse.
by poopoohead April 25, 2006
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half-assed

Hes very very half-assed
by Ari2litty4u June 18, 2019
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Half Q

Could you give me a Half Q of weed
by Zala123 March 25, 2019
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half-dreaming

That feeling when you are dreaming, but you know you are waking up, so you keep your eyes closed and try to stretch the dream out.
Woman: Hey, it's time to get up. Why are you still laying in bed?
Man: Ah, I was half-dreaming.
Woman: Oh, yeah? What about?
Man: I was talking to Richard Marx about his musical style and how awesome it would be to jam together.
by Fayyt Ignatti December 27, 2016
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Half-Boneski

The act of covering a semi-erection to avoid embarrassment, or seeing someone who is already in the process of erecting.
Guy 1: Yo man, check out the Half-Boneski on that guy!
Guy 2: Ya man he's looking right at us!
by Juston Case September 10, 2010
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