smurf that ho

when you hum the themesong to the smurfs while having sex

Last night I decided to smurf that ho because I had already batmanned her.

by chickachikayeahyeah January 23, 2008

show ho

a female friend who accompanies you to live musical performances

When I heard The Gaslight Anthem was going to be playing in town, I called up Tiffany because she's my show ho.

by tipsy_longstockings July 18, 2009

magneto that ho

when you jizz in a fishbowl stick it over that ho's head and then stick a magnet up her ass

I got kinky wit my gurl last nite so i tried to magneto that ho, but she wouldn't let me.

by Ziggy G February 20, 2009

ho-train

When 2 or more vehicles containing hot women drive by you in traffic. If a man is present in one of the vehicles then it is no longer a ho-train. Note: not to be confused with a dime bus

Dude, the ho-train just passed us!

by dime capt. May 6, 2010

Ho-Mo

Noun. A married man who pays high priced whores for "companionship" with hopes of getting caught thus covering up the fact to colleagues, family, the press, and sometimes himself that he is really a big homo.

Anderson: Great interview with Dick Morris. Is it really true what they say about him?
Shep: Duh. He's a big Ho-Mo from way back. So what are you doing this weekend - I've got Rupert's place on The Cape...?
Anderson: Wish I could kitten, but I gotta go to Newport and feed Mummy her scotch...

by JaniceH June 26, 2008

squirelly ho

A female that lies, perpetrates, or portrays something she is not. She always talks shit when you're not around then when you are around she kisses your ass. She has whore tendicies and will fuck anyone. Has intentions to do u wrong and is always in denial when confronted for being a squirelly ho. Squirelly Ho's are opnly good for parlayin. But warning...these ho's are very scandalous and should be approached with caution! Chronic Action.

"I was fuckin this chick the other night. Come to find out she was bangin my cousin, his two boys, the mailman, the dopeman, the po-po, the school janitor and the lady that works at 7-11. Fuck that squirelly ho."

by Michael Boy n Wana Dogg April 29, 2008

Eskimo Ho

A girl who always wears a jacket with fur and is a big ho.

That girl is such an Eskimo Ho.

by Heather77777 January 7, 2009