Hammered Bacon

The act of closing your eyes whilst opening your mouth as wide as possible. Commonly used in a game format where one person will go hammered bacon while waiting for the other player to say “I see you”
The current hammered bacon record is held by Kyle from NJ. The victim of Kyle’s bacon hammering was Brendan from NJ.
Bro Casey went hammered bacon for 3 minutes before anyone realized.
by The Hammered Bacon Commission January 20, 2020
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Hammer

Sports betting page, actually hit a lot , better than most ive seen. Hardworking smart group of guys
Let’s Hammer the Sox Line 🥊
by johnnybb7628 July 21, 2021
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Hammer

I can’t believe Jane is on the hammer again!

That junky cunts been hitting the hammer!
by Nasty ass 666 February 22, 2020
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hammer ranch

Hammer ranch is a slang term for sperm, aka "man butter".
My girl made us a salad for dinner so I offered her some hammer ranch for her bowl and let her know it added much more protein than regular ranch would!!
by Schmo mufuckin Dozer!! May 25, 2020
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chris hammer

A legendary pornstar who now assists young stars like jenny swallows.
Chris hammer used to be the only pornstar id watch!
by Chrishammer January 13, 2016
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Brazilian Jack Hammer

when in a threesome with to guys and one girl. one guy is laying down on the getting blown by the girl who is doing a hand stand. and the other guy is standing above the other guy and behind the girl and doing her while holding her legs. and he moves her up and down on his dick and the other guys like a jack hammer.
bro that chick looks hot lets Brazilian jack hammer her.
by johnny copperdick December 14, 2016
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Ham n hammer

Usually referred to as a person who doesn’t keep it real , or somebody who pillow talks about they friends. Could also be somebody who’s just simply a simp
MEECHIE is a ham n hammer type of person he don’t keep it real.
by Vllllll December 1, 2023
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