Goose Walking

The way a bumpkin walks when they believe they’ve shown someone they think is rich up. Similar to how a goose’s neck looks when it’s walking.

My neighbor’s been stealing internet for a while and now he’s feeling big, goose walking all over town.

by Pop Candy July 05, 2022

goose plucker

A man who masturbates in public

My goose plucker of a brother got caught outside walmart

by DJ smilyface March 16, 2015

Comedy Goose

A name given to someone whose personality has no real difference from that of a goose of comedy; if you were to write an autobiography, said person could easily be switched out for a comic-relief goose.

"Ryan is a comedy goose, all he does is squak and lay metaphorical eggs."

by margotyoupregnantREAL May 17, 2022

Blue goose

A stupid fucking short person. Just a person that is short and is fucking stupid. Literally all it means.

Have you seen Daniel? He's acting like a blue goose.

by The Unknown Thinker March 11, 2022

goose it up

It is when you're with a group of friends and just full send! you go hard asf till the end.

Sitting by a camp fire, Zac begins to goose it up by doing donuts around it with his truck

by Dean Phin April 30, 2019

Goose goose

An experience of something usually crazy,spontaneous,wild, lit, or dangerous.
An indescribable experience.

“Last night we were on that goose goose shit”
“Goose goose shit YAKWTFGO”
“Oh nah he on that goose goose shit”
“We’re about to be on some goose goose activities”

by Katsnatcher May 31, 2018

uneducated goose penise

your a dumbass the actual worth of a gooses genitalia<33

you absolute baffoon,you damn uneducated goose penise

by maxmaxwoo April 04, 2022