Emergency goon kit

Backpack filled with emergency gooning materials when you don’t have any.
Usually porn

John: I want to goon but I don’t got anything

Mike: don’t worry I have a emergency goon kit

by Johnny schlort July 2, 2024

Goon-O

It’s the UNO card game we all know and love except the stakes involve a bukkake for the person with the most cards left in their deck

“Dude why are some of these UNO cards stuck together”
“Ew yeah UNO? This is more like GOON-O”
“Yeaaahhh that’s basically what happened last time we played…”

by Daddy's Patties September 24, 2025

gooning

need this :100:

i needed this gooning sesh -drake

by hmmmmmmslayyateitup January 22, 2024

Goons

Crazy, Violent, Bad, Wild, Intention To Harm.

Davey: Why would he send for the Goons, and entire army dozens of Goons plus the cops?

by Hamsies August 27, 2025

Goon Swiping

Goon swiping' s definition is abstract and can be utilized in a multitude of contexts. Typically, it's utilized in a sexual, dominating, or tricks-y way, wherein something is being taken, conquered, thieved, or dominated.

Chithan: "Yo, I just straight goon swiped this dude on the game!"
Niris: "For real? Straight goon swiping, pimp!

by ntshreveportkid August 26, 2024

nelly-gooning

When Joshua Nelhams reaches the state of goon-tosis and becomes one with the universe.

Bro have you seen nelly-gooning, what a fucking loser bro

by Nelly-Hater February 16, 2024

goon squad

the homeless coons on dayz who are known for talking hella shit then failing miserably

yo you see what happened to goon squad?

nah what happened?

we wiped there shit then gave it back, then took it again.

by white_supremacy445 April 2, 2022