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Gold Stain

Where a company whose ineptitude is so comically underwhelming their existence in the modern world is completely unfathomable, they are said to leave a gold stain on the industry resembling that of an incontinent individual's undergarments.
Man Hektor ordered those spoon engines from that gold stain of a company, they will be lucky to survive one pass if they ever arrive.
by El Señor Soorne November 15, 2023
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Jonathan, my Gold

I hope merry this man, have beautiful and very, very, very smart kids and that we can trust, respect, love and support each other, like a dog and a homeless blind man. I love this man. He's the only one, in fact. But, he think he's not. In my heart, you are. And I'm so afraid, cause he is just too perfect to me - and not only to me, for sure... I don't want to lose him, for God's sake... But I'm just a frightened dog in the rain, waiting for him to come to my station. I don't think he will come at time. I will die, starving for his love.
However, I think I never had him and never will. I hope the angels listen to me weeping for him and bring his love to me at once or send me words to fill the void of a life without him, my beloved. Without him, I'm just me: a ghost, a shadow, a dying star in his blue distant eyes.
Jonathan, my Gold... You are like a God so beautiful you are, in every way (sighing)
by ssolombra January 5, 2024
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bite and bake to gold

to "bite and bake to gold" is to cut corners and expect everything to turn out well. For example, when baking bread, you can eat ("bite") some of the bread dough, but still bake it "to gold" (golden brown) and having eaten it doesn't matter. usually people use this negatively- i.e."it's not something you can bite and bake to gold"- to essentially mean "don't cut corners".
"Hey, Dr. Bam, do you think I have to sanitize this scalpel?"
"Obviously you do, surgery isn't something you can just bite and bake to gold."
by pumkinbread55 January 7, 2024
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Triple Gold Club Cel

An incel who cannot get laid because he has won the Olympic gold, Stanley Cup and World Championship of hockey. These players usually take hockey very seriously and puts all their time and effort on it, literally being on a hockey monk mode. Therefore they do not have any extra time of getting laid.
- Did you hear that Crosby went to the mountains again to focus on the upcoming NHL-season?

- That's because he is a typical Triple Gold Club Cel member who literally went on a monk mode.
by Best_celler January 14, 2024
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Gold Digger

Someone who is willing to marry someone even he or she is much younger than the other person is just because the other person has so much money and a lot of valuable expensive stuff.
Irene: Hey, did you hear about Sandy, who is 26 years old?
Jackie: Yeah, she just married some hideous old 83 year old guy just because he has a lot of money.
Irene: She's such a Gold Digger.
Jackie: As well as a total bitch.
by PhoenixGamer34 January 18, 2024
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Gold-pilled

Beyond the red pill. Taking the gold pill is when you completely reject the Abrahamic superstructure of Western society and see its destructive nature for what it is. A gold-pilled person is often a student of history who has noticed the cyclical chaos of Judaism, derived from the Hebrew Bible, and how Christian and Islamic societies reinforce it. They see Judeo mythology as inherently unstable and in place only to serve Jews, both atheist and religious. Instead of seeking to reconcile "Judeo-Christian values" and other such fallacies, a Gold Piller opts for a return to Germanic/Norse paganism or ancient Roman/Greek religion. While not entirely opposed to Atheism, Gold Pillers also note that "New Atheism," focused on secular humanism, neatly fits into the Jewish paradigm of the 21st century. In other words, atheism of the modern age is Kosher, and it does not fundamentally challenge the current regime. Well-known Gold Pillers include Richard Spencer, Dr. Mark Brahmin, and other figures in the online Apollonian space.
"Hey, Jimmy, what do you make of the escalation in the Middle East? Do you think Iran will drag the West into WW3?"

"No, Buck, I'm gold-pilled, not stupid. Israel and its proxies in the West are behind this madness. Judeo-Christian values aren't a thing either, and we have no business letting the Zionists control America's policy. Let Israel deal with this latest chimp-out on its own."
by navajojoe69 January 31, 2024
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Guacamole Gold-Rush

Where a women holds two halves of an avocado up to a set of balls while pissing in the mouth of the avocado holder.
Hey Larry, why don’t you go find you a women that’ll Serve you up a guacamole gold-rush?
by Blackstudmuffin February 6, 2024
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