big ass got gassed!

Something people say when an overweight person attempts to do something an athletic person can do and fails miserably because they're out of shape.

Bobby: "Look at that pear-shaped dude trying to climb that rope!!"
Sean: "And he falls!"
In unison - "Big Ass got gassed!!"

by von groovy April 28, 2019

You just got Facebook'd

Also, Facebook'd, Facebooked for short.

When you get an outstanding kill, or completely embarrass you're opponent. By using the phrase, you are saying that you are going to go to theater mode after the match ends to upload the the clip to Facebook.

It's always best to taunt your opponent, and threaten them that all of Facebook will be able to see them get owned.

Applies to Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 players. Due to the new feature that allows players to upload clips from MW3 to Facebook, the phrase was created by AP.

Headshot! +150

t Knickerbocker: "Wow kid, you just got facebook'd"
NoobWhoDied: "lol wat is guns"

Triple Kill! +250

Whole Team: "Wow those noobs just got Facebooked!"

by t0nydehtigeh November 16, 2011

ur cats got tits

Best insult going. Only used by the most savage people and have the dankest memes

Finlay~ I’ll shave your gran

Jack~ ur cats got tits

Finlay~ so does yer dad

by Jack Buckley May 10, 2018

New Year Got My

Something you say what your nigga is on the couch and it is also new years.

New Year Got My Nigga Chillin ON The Couch, He's Going To Be Happy When I Put My Dick Inside His Mouth. Nigga What?

by SlaveOwner69420 December 8, 2020

that all you got, pansies?

Should you survive a gunshot wound/knife stabbing/drive by/ getting hit by a car and still be standing, this phrase should be said, followed by a smirk. It is garuanteed to cause a massive drop in your attackers' morale, and they may even turn tail and run.

Eat my AK, gumbastard!



*one ak shot hits coat and goes through*


that all you got, pansies?


Shit, i wasted the entire clip!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

I Got Served

Anecdotes in which people get SERVED.

Today, I have only just started talking to a friend again as he is now dating my ex. Our other friend asked me to help him on a game and I said to ask the first friend, stating that "he's better". The first friend looked straight at me and said "That's funny, that really is what she said". I Got Served.

by LeeeroyJeenkins April 21, 2011

Yo, you got that

A manner in which one asks an acquaintance to partake in libations; usually at an inappropriate time, i.e. to have a liquid lunch or to have cocktails, only, for lunch.

John: "Yo, Lou, I had a long fuckin day. Yo, you got that".

Lou: "You know it like a fuckin poet!"

by Two for One April 23, 2010