Girlfriend

Something you do not have and will never get

Jimmy: I have a girlfriend

Levi: lucky

by Just_a_Guy624 April 26, 2023

my ex girlfriend

she broke my heart

me: my ex girlfriend broke my heart
bro: damn thats wild homie

by guydude111 December 16, 2023

girlfriend

amazing i have no words shes so great i forget im bi and think im lesbian shes the love of my life and im going to marry her one day yall are invited free biryani

person: hi
me: would u like to see a picture of my girlfriend shes amazing

by mikasackermann February 7, 2021

Girlfriend Island

Describes a period of time when a friend is uncontactable due to being loved up with/holed up with/obsessed with a new girlfriend. Person becomes as isolated and uncontactable as if they were on a desert island.

'Have you heard from John?'
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He's not calling anyone back. Totally out of the loop'.

by epqb May 19, 2024

Girlfrienditis

When your boyfriend don’t want to talk to you no more

“I’m dumping you, I have girlfrienditis”

by Peanutsnomnom December 29, 2018

Girlfriend

Something you will never get because it’s just a dream wake up you bitch

“Yo does Tyrone have a girlfriend”

“What’s that?”

by Myparentsleftme April 27, 2022

Girlfriend

Something you can’t get because she doesn’t like you back and that she will never talk to you for the rest of your existence. She thinks that your ugly and will never speak to you again. And your just standing there depressed not knowing what to do. Lonely, sad, hurt.

Girlfriends hurt you inside especially when you show them love everyday.

by Ugmwb127 December 5, 2021