facebook menace

A member of the facebook community that goes on to walls and destroys threads.
Did you see how he destroyed that facebook thread? Undoubtedly, he is a facebook menace...
by ozzzzy September 03, 2010
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shit-facebooking

When you get on FaceBook there when you're "shit-faced", it's "shit-facebooking"
Hey, last night I was shit-facebooking...and I was so drunk I could not even type!
by bebi_ar September 12, 2009
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facebook kidfacer

The act of using your childs picture for your Facebook profile picture. Usually because you are too old or too ugly to use your own.
How does your old friend look on facebook?
I don't know, he has his kid's picture up for his avatar.
Oh man, he's a "facebook kidfacer."
by icehause August 21, 2011
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Facebook Artist

(n.) one who travails and manipulates the ways and wonders of Facebook with both style and precision.
ex. AJ's successful corralling of the CEA members cemented his global reputation as a true Facebook Artist.
by aj123456 January 14, 2011
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shit-facebooked

"geez, I shit-facebooked Chris last night. You wouldn't believe what I posted on his wall."
by jeatags May 10, 2009
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Facebook Smackdown

Knockdown-drag-out arguments that occur over someone's status updates. Typically occurs when one "friend" misinterprets or takes another "friend's" status personally and begins a comment war for all to see and enjoy.

Soon to be a Pay-Per-View event!
Jane Doe: "Ha, I'm weird......ummm ok whatever. I'd like to know WHO thinks posting pictures of your kids and your kids with their so called friends is weird?"

Joe Blow: "Me"

Joe Doe: "What I really think is weird is disrespectful people who think they are all that and so good that they can say whatever they want, reply however they want to someone's posting. Someone needs to realize they are not as good as they think and in fact they are the weird one."

And so on.... for like 30 comments.

Joe Blow: "This Facebook Smackdown has been real fun, but I have to go unfriend you now."
by Original Bliss October 14, 2010
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Facebook Dip

When ur on facebook and someone who always messages you that u dont want to talk to signs in and u sign out real quick before he/she gets a chance to start talking to u
"Fuck, Nicky just signed in, she always wants to talk about pointless shit, im too hung over for this shit"

"Quick dude, just facebook dip before she says anything"

"Alright, PEACE bitch!!!!!!"
(signs out)
by Ya buudddddy!!! September 13, 2011
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