Facebook Trimming

The task of going through your whole Facebook profile and changing or removing out-dated pictures, info, and/or friends.

I was bored so I decided to do a little bit of Facebook trimming; I don't even remember why I was in some of those groups.

by IndybirdYeah November 30, 2010

Facebook Grenade

A person that is not your significant other that you are friends with on Facebook that is always liking/commenting on everything that you write regardless of if it is something that they find amusing or interesting. Originated by Steven Garcia

Man I got this Facebook Grenade that has been liking and commenting on everything that I put on Facebook!

by lilg210 October 27, 2011

facebook menace

A member of the facebook community that goes on to walls and destroys threads.

Did you see how he destroyed that facebook thread? Undoubtedly, he is a facebook menace...

by ozzzzy September 4, 2010

Canine Facebook

Taking the dog out for a walk. Smelling other dogs piss and crap. Pissing on that dogs piss or crap. The dog's way of networking.

My dog chewed on my shoes because I haven't taken him out to canine facebook in a few days

by heynow_1 February 23, 2010

Facebook fascist

n. A person who feels a keen sense of moral outrage when they see Facebook statuses of other people which they deem to be unworthy of their attention.

Such people will often then (some might say ironically) post Facebook statuses expressing their contempt.

Person A: YAY SNOW! Back to bed for me then :D (24 likes)

Person B : Woo it's snowing! (12 likes)

Facebook fascist X: LAIK OMG GUYZ ITZ ONLY SNOW, ITZ NOT LIKE WE DIDN'T SEE IT WHEN IT SNOWED 5 YRS AGO SO WOULD EVERYONE CALM THE FUCK DOWN WITH THE SNOW STATUSES, YOU'RE TOTALLY SHITTING ALL OVER MY NEWS FEED WITH YOUR INANE BABBLE. (0 likes)

by Mpaper August 7, 2011

Facebook Dip

When ur on facebook and someone who always messages you that u dont want to talk to signs in and u sign out real quick before he/she gets a chance to start talking to u

"Fuck, Nicky just signed in, she always wants to talk about pointless shit, im too hung over for this shit"

"Quick dude, just facebook dip before she says anything"

"Alright, PEACE bitch!!!!!!"
(signs out)

by Ya buudddddy!!! September 13, 2011

Facebook Talker

Someone who can't seem to say a word to you in public, but iis all up in your business on facebook.

example of a facebook talker

over facebook chat

Tom: "Hey, Sally whats up, whatcha up to?"

**Sally in her head "I've yet to talk to you in person"

by AlyssaNinja :D August 17, 2010