dutch tugboat out to sea

This is a dutch tugboat when your buddy isn't up to fucking the hooker you just paid for. So you take him sailing out to sea via the tugboat. Don't forget to bring him into the harbor (her snatch).

After getting the escorts up to the room and a fifth later, my Jedi Protoge was not up to it, so I persuaded him with a dutch tugboat out to sea.

by pickle snuffalufagus February 16, 2010

dutch rudder

To put your penis in someone's ass and lead them around the room.

I'll give you a dutch rudder and we'll look like we're conga dancing.

by tonkin May 19, 2006

dutch oven mitt

see: cupcaked entry.

"You to**er, dont shove you dutch oven mitt in my face! Im gonna cupcake you for that. You uncombobulated, combusto flatulence ridden goit."

by Ali Bongo. November 11, 2007

dutch trotter

the dutch trotter is like the the dutch rudder except you need to be really flexible its for those guys who have foot fetishes anyways>:you place your penis between your big toe and the other toe while the girl moves your leg so that you give your self a foot job.....
have fun

guy1: dude that babe we met last night suggested i try the dutch trotter it was fukn great
guy2: errmm bout that so called babe.......
guy1: huh??.... what are you gettan at bro?
guy2: that was my gay brother he paid me $100 if i didnt say nothing
guy1: meh doesnt matter least he didnt touch me or fuck me in the ass or make me give him a gobby
guy2: actually..........

by footsies March 31, 2010

Dutch masters

Best cigar to roll your ganj Comes in natural leaf flavors and its original palma made for a fat blunt Its normally about 2 for $1 for the natural and 1.50 for the og

Snoop dogg - rollin swishers
Me- old dumb nigga its dutch masters or raw paper and grabba

by KingInnaEarth February 1, 2021

dutch boy

a person from the dutch clan. he worships the TRUE dutch master NETO. and he will always know the difference bettwen dooly and doly. dooly is good and doly is bad.

oh my word!!! the dutch master is here i am a dutch boy and i am your follower.

by NETO!!! January 18, 2005

Dutch Landmine

When a person shits on the ground, usually inside a bathroom. Then the said person waits to observe the result of their action with the result usually being another person stepping on the dookey bomb and swearing.

I layed an dutch landmine on the road; i wonder if anyone stepped on it.

I layed an egg.

by MAH boi PSEUDONYM November 7, 2010