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jalapeño corn dog

When a guy poors salsa all over his dick and shoves it in a girls vagina. The girls vagina is filled with canned corn and when the salsa covered dick is inserted, it becomes a jalapeno corn dog.
"Bro she's hot, hot enough to get a jalapeño corn dog."
by moneymoneydawg June 29, 2016
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Leftover Cream Corn

The act of ejaculating from your penis into your hand, then lubricating your cornhole with warm gooey jizz.
My boyfriend came on my hand so I decided to give him some leftover cream corn.
by Satantouchedme667 March 28, 2015
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California Corn Dog

The act of growing out one's pubic hair to a length in which they can coil it around their erect penis entirely, then thrusting their penis into a woman's vagina.
"I haven't manscaped in a good 5 months, I'm ready to give the next girl I see a California Corn Dog"
by Chef Boyardoofus January 23, 2018
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Slovakian Corn Dog

A Slovakian Corn Dog is a sexual manoeuver in which a subject participating in sexual intercourse defecates a fat log inside a condom, freezes it and uses the Slovakian Corn Dog as a Dildo to stimulate the vagina.
Austin: Hey Adam, how did your tinder date go last night, did you smash?
Adam: yeah dude I gave her the Slovakian Corn Dog
by Bingus Man October 12, 2019
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kentucky corn snake

Having anal sex after your partners compiles a "crap ton" of corn and pulling out to find that your man tool is speckled with curdels
Eric and Barry were double deep with a prostitute and were soon surprised to find that they had experienced the Kentucky corn snake for the first time together!
by Mastadon C March 28, 2015
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Corn through a goose

To move quickly through intestines without being digested fully; fast; a variation on "grain through a goose"
Craigslist Ad: "this motorcycle goes like corn through a goose!"
by Thalaron November 9, 2012
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Full Candy Corn

A male with a small penis that has an erection.
"Mmm Mm....that girl is turning me on. I'm full candy corn right now."
by ABaconWitDaHooodie July 15, 2018
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