When a guy poors salsa all over his dick and shoves it in a girls vagina. The girls vagina is filled with canned corn and when the salsa covered dick is inserted, it becomes a jalapeno corn dog.
by moneymoneydawg June 29, 2016

The act of ejaculating from your penis into your hand, then lubricating your cornhole with warm gooey jizz.
by Satantouchedme667 March 28, 2015

The act of growing out one's pubic hair to a length in which they can coil it around their erect penis entirely, then thrusting their penis into a woman's vagina.
"I haven't manscaped in a good 5 months, I'm ready to give the next girl I see a California Corn Dog"
by Chef Boyardoofus January 23, 2018

A Slovakian Corn Dog is a sexual manoeuver in which a subject participating in sexual intercourse defecates a fat log inside a condom, freezes it and uses the Slovakian Corn Dog as a Dildo to stimulate the vagina.
Austin: Hey Adam, how did your tinder date go last night, did you smash?
Adam: yeah dude I gave her the Slovakian Corn Dog
Adam: yeah dude I gave her the Slovakian Corn Dog
by Bingus Man October 12, 2019

Having anal sex after your partners compiles a "crap ton" of corn and pulling out to find that your man tool is speckled with curdels
Eric and Barry were double deep with a prostitute and were soon surprised to find that they had experienced the Kentucky corn snake for the first time together!
by Mastadon C March 28, 2015

To move quickly through intestines without being digested fully; fast; a variation on "grain through a goose"
by Thalaron November 9, 2012

by ABaconWitDaHooodie July 15, 2018
