cracking cheese

another way of saying smegma

it was that day that it happened.it was an ordinary day and i had just woke up so my vision was still blurry.i could just make out the outline of a woman and my dick.as my vision got better i saw that it was my mom,charlie.she hopped on top of me and landed on my dick,which was rock solid.she was moving so fast that i didn't know what she was doing until i felt my dick slip in her tight,warm,juicy and hairy pussy.we then had the biggest orgasms of our lives. after that moment my mom got pregnant with my son and since that day i hadn't thought about washing my dick.she pulled my pants down and as she rolled back my foreskin she said your dick stinks.it was then that my worst nightmare happened two men came through my wall. one said always swallow with a smile and the other said cracking cheese i see. i then fainted then woke up in my bed. it turned out i had a wet dream but i remembered this always swallow with a smile and cracking cheese i see.

the end

by charlie jayne January 1, 2018

Let's cheese it!

Bender's (Futurama Character) famous phrase that means run.
Usually used when you are in trouble and you want to run.

Family friendly: Selling packs of sugar to other kids, police comes
Kid says: Let's cheese it!

by IR2BMLGX420BLAZEIT May 2, 2018

Greek Cheese

This occurs when you suck an uncircumsized dick and get smegma in your mouth. With the collected smegma in the mouth you then place greek yogurt in the mans asshole. Upon placing the greek yogurt you also mix the smegma and proceed to eat it.

Bro last night Monish gave aayush greek cheese. It was disgusting!

by swagmoney9876 March 2, 2022

Mega-Cheesed

1. An adjective used to describe someone that's VERY pissed off.
2. When the area you are in is filled with cheese. A LOT of cheese.
3. When you rip a fart so big that you swear you feel your butthole tearing open, and the person next to you feels a rumbling vibration.
4. A term in the video game Death Road to Canada (aka a very good zombie game that i've lost over 211 times and won zero times) that shows the zombies are super irritated and will come after you faster than the girlfriend you cheated on.

"Hey Jim, you feeling Mega-Cheesed again huh?"
"Shut up Todd." Suddenly, a pissed off zombie comes through the door and throws cheese everywhere.
"Oh great Jim, now you made the Mega-Cheesed zombie fill the room with cheese, making the room Mega-Cheesed!"
"So what Todd? I mean you Mega-Cheesed in your pants earlier, and I could feel it from a mile away."

by OiSlumai October 21, 2020

Cloutage Cheese

Something that you eat to gain clout.
Like the clout goggles

"I ate some cloutage cheese and gain more clout"

by young tree trunk November 8, 2017

Pencil Cheese

Smegma. Penile cream cheese. Knob cheese. Dick cheese. Ripe and typically under the foreskin and around the bellend.

I pulled back my foreskin and spotted a motherload of pencil cheese.

by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2018

caca cheese

I phrase used to describe someone who smells, or looks, like shit and the cheesy smell between your toes.

“You smell like caca cheese.”
“No, you look like caca cheese.”

by Soel0325 December 21, 2021