Captain Obvious

A name given to anyone who states somthing painfully obvious.

"Gnools says ... war on Iraq has start THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS"

"Gnool says ... Vis is hardcore OMG CAPTAIN OBVIOUS strikes again"

by VisOne March 25, 2003

captain of team nasty

the ugliest girl or guy in a group of ugly people

"i heard you hooked up with the captain of team nasty at kari's party last night- sick!"

by lauren August 31, 2003

Captain Oates

A euphemism for the male genitalia.

Some bitch was bein' hella clownish, so I slapped her in the face with Captain Oates.
OR
Wanna pet Captain Oates?

by dirty rob November 21, 2003

captain save a ho

the super hero persona of harry from the show thumbs up season 3. in episode 14 harry beat up an abusive pimp and in episode 15 he is given the name captain save a ho.

pimp beats on girl, captain save a ho beats on pimp

by dude4848 February 14, 2012

Captainspinxs

A developer on roblox known for creating Midnight Horrors. He apparently has a bad history with Brutez. He apparently also stole things as well.

man#1: Who's that guy that made Midnight Horrors again?
man#2: Oh, you mean CaptainSpinxs?

by You when you type April 26, 2021

Captain America

Michael Phelps

Michael Phelps is bringing the gold home for the USA. He's fuckin' Captain America!

by Anti Cupid October 10, 2008

captain obvious

See Legolas for further definition.

"......a diversion!"

by Draith March 30, 2005