cakeboy

A (generally) male person who's penis is wider than it is lengthy (one who had a choad). This label alludes to the shape of aforementioned genitalia: a cake -- generally having much greater girth than height -- is compared to the penis in question. Often thought of as more the realm of the exceedingly overweight or flabby.

Oneself to a friend: I hear MM is a total cakeboy, no wonder he's so lacking in the ass department
Friend: I've seen him drunk. Guy has a total choad. It's kinda gross.

by SSAchiquita December 29, 2005

Cakeboy

UK BREAKS 'N' BEATS PRODUCER & LIVE ELECTRONIC ACT (NOT GAY). Releases on SONIC TONIC and CUP OF TEA Records.

'Cakeboy, up & coming Brighton Beat Bully'- Glastonbury Official Programme 2004.

by CAKEBOY January 30, 2005

cakebag

a lot.
a whole freaking lot.

'how much did you get?'
'i got a cakebag man'.

by Cowboy Jim November 30, 2006

calbrone

A person who is really who wont tell definitions of words you don’t know

Michael is a calbrone!

by Flubbermcgaster April 23, 2018

cale

someone that doesn't do there work takes half an hour to go to the washroom and is very small and screams a lot

you are acting like a total cale

by small stump May 28, 2018

Cale

Someone that means well but just can’t help being a little pussboy. “Cale” also happens to be the whitest person alive. It’s like a very Christian Chad.

“Hi, yes, one for Bourne Supremacy please.”
“Oh my god, you’re such a Cale.”

by Smush S. August 13, 2018

Calberg

One of the few intelligent and cool chatters still conversing online. His words age like fine wine.

Wow I had a great time chatting with Calberg.

by EyeSawEwe September 10, 2022