Cock Goblin

A nocturnal superhero who gobbles cock to stop crime. By day Garbo, By night Cock Goblin!

it's a bird, it's a plane, no it's Cock Goblin!

by Bobo_sundubu May 19, 2013

cock diesel

A human entity that is extremely muscular and ripped out of control. So ripped in fact, that they cannot even turn around to wipe their own ass.

"Damn!" Look at that mafucka cross da street, that mafucka COCK DIESEL!"

by Tom Cluff December 14, 2003

cock suck

Chicken suck. Take it or leave it.

Kevin, stop the cock suck! You'll suffocate the Chicken!

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 13, 2021

Cock Rancher

One who rounds up cocks, normally for the purpose of fellating.

He became the infamous cock rancher (and had a sore jaw) after a most successful night cock ranching

by PMPs September 19, 2016

cock gravity

Noun ~ The force that keeps a guy hovering around a girl that he thinks he might be able to have sex with despite the pull of other things to do.

Ed: "Hey, is Tom coming to play b-ball tonight?"
Steve: "No. He's still owned by Karen's cock gravity."

by Rob Bartley November 29, 2007

hippo cock

most random shit ever used to annoy people

person 1: hippo cock
person 2: goddamn! stfu already bitch ass nigga.

by Zissler March 19, 2021

Sisi's Cock

The largest biological structure known to man, a unknown bio source detected by NASA, during the hubble telescopes routine orbit, measured at being 100 billion times the size of the solar systems sun, emitting unknown cloudy white substances from one of its ends. It was detected to by Scott Robert Sun, who was original mission was to use the telescopes higg power electro magnetic fielding scope to find his father, but had accidentally discovered the biomass instead... some 20 parsers away from the solar systems circumcenter.

Hogo: yo did u hear about the new mega large dildo being sold at the homebush boys canteen?

Totus: No but I want to buy it... is it as big as Sisi's cock? I dont use anything smaller than that...

by gawkgawkdoubletwist December 29, 2021