morning wood club

It’s exactly what you think it is. Anonomous gay encounters in the morning. Get On -- Get Off -- Get Out.

I said I had an early meeting, but it was actually a meeting with some morning wood club wood.

by miriaminblue August 17, 2011

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Mile Under Club

The act of having sex in a submarine.

You: Dude i just joined the mile under club.
Friend: You mean mile high club?
You: No, i fucked in submarine bro.

by R3FRACION October 10, 2011

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The generous pour of wine or spirit that you expect an exclusive club would give members. It can also occur when you're nice and polite, and your friendly waiter/waitress tips the bottle a couple seconds longer. Everyone gets tips-y.

I should have ordered the sancerre Frazier - that's a country club pour

by Cornellian2014 May 8, 2020

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shooting up the club

When a male ejaculates inside a female unprotected and unintentionally.

I accidentally shot the club up with Allison last night. I'm used to shooting up the club. No shame in shooting up the club.

by yung dori February 8, 2015

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double digit club

Refers to IQ; any member of the double digit club has (or is assumed to have) an IQ of 99 or below, ie below average. Almost exclusively used as an insult.

"Hey, Becci, you're really a member of the double digit club."
"Huh?"
(Several smart people around Becci start laughing).

by Overand February 12, 2005

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