pen 15 club

a gradeschool prank usually you would write:

Pen
15

on your hand, then ask if they wanted to join the pen15 club. it worked best if you had a bunch of people do it. then you would get them to go through the secret ceramony where you would write "pen15" in the so that it looked like you wrote "Penis" and you would point and laugh. best done with sharpie marker.

dude: Hey I joined the pen 15 club!
chick: Pen 15 club my ass you have penis on your hand, get the fuck away from me!

by maxzilla April 25, 2005

morning wood club

It’s exactly what you think it is. Anonomous gay encounters in the morning. Get On -- Get Off -- Get Out.

I said I had an early meeting, but it was actually a meeting with some morning wood club wood.

by miriaminblue August 14, 2011

Country club pour

The generous pour of wine or spirit that you expect an exclusive club would give members. It can also occur when you're nice and polite, and your friendly waiter/waitress tips the bottle a couple seconds longer. Everyone gets tips-y.

I should have ordered the sancerre Frazier - that's a country club pour

by Cornellian2014 May 08, 2020

Mile Under Club

The act of having sex in a submarine.

You: Dude i just joined the mile under club.
Friend: You mean mile high club?
You: No, i fucked in submarine bro.

by R3FRACION October 10, 2011

shooting up the club

When a male ejaculates inside a female unprotected and unintentionally.

I accidentally shot the club up with Allison last night. I'm used to shooting up the club. No shame in shooting up the club.

by yung dori February 09, 2015

double digit club

Refers to IQ; any member of the double digit club has (or is assumed to have) an IQ of 99 or below, ie below average. Almost exclusively used as an insult.

"Hey, Becci, you're really a member of the double digit club."
"Huh?"
(Several smart people around Becci start laughing).

by Overand February 12, 2005

Shooting the club up

Ejaculating into a person(s) and not pulling out.

I was fucking Suzy and starting shooting the club up... She gone need a plan b.

by Dirtyanklesocks May 16, 2017