Cuban Cigar

During intercourse in the missionary position, the woman will reach forward and insert an index finger into the man's butthole.

She will then remove the inserted finger, and place it against her upper lip and directly under her nose. Finally she will drang the brown digit across her lip while taking a single, deep inhale through her nostrils.

This is to create the appearance of one smelling a fine Cuban Cigar as seen in pop culture.

Tom: Becky surprised me last night by giving herself a Cuban Cigar.

Ted: I didn't know Becky liked to smoke cigars.

Tom: explains the sexual position.

Ted: vomits* You're both fucking sick and need help.

by Bollybones June 16, 2022

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Air cigarette

For those moments when you really need to smoke a cigarette, but don’t have one or is trying to smoke less. The only logical course of action is to pretend-smoke a cigarette and pretend-puff smoke out of your mouth.

“I gazed into the sweet sky as I pull nothing out of my pocket and smoke an air cigarette.”

by H@ckerman August 15, 2022

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Smashing Cigarettes

Meaningless Sex

My friend's wife said they were smashing cigarettes earlier.

by RaccoonChickenIII November 11, 2022

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Frenchie Cigarette

It is a small and skinny (much like Frenchmen) joint that was rolled with a cigarette rolling machine rather than it being rolled with your hands. Instead of looking like a cone it takes a more cylinder shape

A: "I don't know how to roll joints"
B: "Just get a rolling machine and roll a frenchie cigarette"

by liljohn200000123 November 15, 2022

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