butt pirate

Someone that sails the seven seas burying their treasure in buttholes.

Yo Dave if you are staying at Jimmy's house tonight you better saran rap your asshole because I heard Jimmy was a real Butt pirate.

by SirGrundleMuncher July 8, 2006

Butt lick

The process of licking the butthole of someone else or possibly your own, depending on your flexibility. Also refers to someone that kisses ass!

Karen: My butt itches so bad!
Steve: You need a butt lick! Allow me to assist you!

by Mr. Leitzer September 29, 2005

butt buddy

a negative term to describe a friend's friend who does him in the butt.

Hey, Frank wheres your butt buddy today?

by dude April 5, 2003

Butt Pirates

People who take it up the ass

Damn, look at that Butt Pirate over there!
He So looks like he could be a Butt Pirate!

by Shana Morro March 25, 2003

Sunny butt

Someone who is always happy and smiley and no matter what always brightens your day.

I know this is literally a fucking cringey definition but oh well.

1: How’s it going it sunny butt? You always make me happy
2: Are you derranged?

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

Front Butt

Ones vagina being split by a front wedgie.

Fire starters sister showed him her front butt on the dirty twig show

by The Dirty Twig Show November 1, 2008

Crested Butte

Crested Butte is the most sexy of all ski towns. A very awesome place 30 miles N of Gunnison Colorado. Also the home to numerous famous people such as Hiedi Montag, Lantz Shetley, Matt Styers, Coolio (yes hes still around), Angelina Jolie, and Barbara Streisand.

person 1- dude wanna go to crested butte this spring break!?
person 2- naw way man, that place is way to hardcore, we could never handle that.

by yesthathappened December 19, 2008