having a brain

being someone who has a brain.

meaning you have a brain,
might also mean you are a normal human with a brain.

you might be called brainless / braindead if you're stupid or did something stupid.

i own a brain, i like having a brain, so don't fuck it up

by Fry On HY November 19, 2020

brain nap

A brain nap is when you do something hard like an exam and your brain shuts down for a few days.

Wow, those SATs were so taxing, I’m having a brain nap. I can’t even do basic math anymore without my brain breaking.

by sim27a March 12, 2020

Meccy brain

The type of person who makes stupid remarks/comments.

-The earth is flat. No, it is not you meccy brain

by vleesklak May 1, 2020

rain brain

When it is raining and people cannot fucking drive to save their lives!!!

Oh great it raining and what does that mean people get rain brain behind the wheel and can’t drive worth a shit!!

by Ranchcarpets May 22, 2020

Vestigial brain

Used to describe someone who has lost the ability to think or seemingly without a working brain. Could also describe herd thinking (another word to add) or cult members who no longer think for themselves.

Homer doesn't think anymore... no, he has a vestigial brain.

by uuuddd July 17, 2020

Brain pause

A moment when all thoughts pause, and you forget what you’re saying or you’re tryna think.

“Yea so as I was sa- wait... my brain just paused”

“It gonna be a while, his brain paused”

by Somewhatintelligent July 29, 2020

windmill brains

When you are totally brain dead, and you are going in a cycle of lies that you fall for, such as very obviously fake television advertisements.

You must be completely fucking retarded for buying a Shark Ninja product, you have Windmill Brains.

by theunfunnyfound August 22, 2020