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Bastard

A child that was born out of wed-lock.
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Derogatory term used to mean 'cunt' or 'bitch' or whatever you feel like.
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A type of person
Definition 1:
"The Bastard child of the Jones couple"
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Definition 2:
"You fat bastard! I didn't do this!"
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Definition 3:
"That lucky bastard won the lottery"
by 768Keywords January 3, 2024
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bastardized bitch

someone who is a whiny little bitch who is not always a bastard but acts like one.
"Why do you always have to ruin everything?"

"You are such a bastardized bitch!"
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Rat Bastard

Someone who knowingly, willingly, and deliberately cutting you off while you are driving.
“That Rat Bastard cut me off for no reason!”
by Xemnes_24 May 31, 2023
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Wonderful Bastard

Phrase used usually to describe someone who is a Genius and a Son of a Bitch at the same time, or in other occasions, someone who, even being a total idiot, is someone that you admire in some way

In some rare occasions, it's also used when you want to say good luck to your Best Friend in an Humorous way
it has it's origins on a Greentext from an user on 4Chan where the user describes himself playing a game with another person
Example one: Man, he just called everyone an idiot in the presentation today, but it was the most epic way to do it, what an Wonderful Bastard

Example two: Guy G: goodbye boi, i go to save country, c u never

Guy T: Goodbye, you wonderful Bastard

Example Tree: Guy D: sorry, i can't come, i'm having Chemical Exams

Guy C: oh really? sorry to hear it, goodbye, Good luck, you Wonderful Bastard *hangs up*
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Horny Bastard

A man (Noah Wyse) who has a extremely high sex drive and is desperate for bitches
HAHAHAHA!!!!! YOU HORNY BASTARD!!!
by Chadothan April 18, 2024
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Bastard

A word used to describe Chip from the hit DND podcast Just Roll With It.
"That was a bastardly fart!"

"Chip, you mean nothing to me. You're a disgusting bastard. You suck lol."
by bastardlylen June 4, 2024
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Fat bastard

A person who is incapable of doing any sort of activity other than shovelling copious amounts of shite down his throat as cum dribbles down his tower of chins
There’s flozzychops, I heard he’s a fat bastard
by anonymous November 30, 2021
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