Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay 

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022

Physical Exam Boner 

An awkward yet natural boner acquired when your doctor, male or female, examines your testicles.
Many find it may feel incredibly good to have another touch their genitals and also find it very awkward when they get a boner right in front of a female doctor, or they think that they gay because a gay gave them a boner, this is all natural and the doctors understand.

"Dude, i got a physical exam boner yesterday!"
"Well at least you don't have a male doctor."

Physical Exam Boner by Squea April 10, 2008

Diesel Boner 

An enormous erection provoked by the sound of a Diesel engine. Usually reaching its peak upon hearing the compressor surge. Pointing slightly to the left is a key sign to look for.

It was inevitable that Tyler would end up with a diesel boner while at work after hearing the big Ford leave the parking lot.

Diesel Boner by Mr. Antler January 17, 2013

shame boner 

(n.) an erection that invokes a feeling of self-hatred. It arises during an event that is naturally sexually arousing, despite it being a violation of one's moral standard.

Mitch got a total shame boner while watching the rape scene in The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo.

shame boner by realblackmak August 17, 2012

Comfort Boner

An erection caused by the mere complacency with ones friend or partner, but not necessarily in any sexual way.

Jennypie noticed that her bf has an erection 80% of the time they're together, and he said it's because "I just get a comfort boner when I get comfortable (i.e. chilling on the couch, etc) with you."

Comfort Boner by Jennypieontranceaddict December 16, 2008

Academic Boner 

School turns you on.
Education gets you off.

Rick: Hey Yoshi, let's get a boner together at school.

Yoshi: What the fuck?!

Rick: An Academic Boner that is!

Yoshi: Yeah! let's do it!

*High Five!*

Academic Boner by RicknYosh March 24, 2011

stoner boner 

an erection obtained for no reason other than the fact that the obtainee was too damn high

Look at Ronnie! He's so fuckin' high he's got a stoner boner!

stoner boner by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 23, 2005